Wanita . .

Seorang anak laki-laki kecil bertanya kepada ibunya "Mengapa engkau menangis?"

"Kerana aku seorang wanita", kata sang ibu kepadanya.

"Aku tidak mengerti", kata anak itu.

Ibunya hanya memeluknya dan berkata, "Dan kau tak akan pernah mengerti"

Kemudian anak laki-laki itu bertanya kepada ayahnya, "Mengapa ibu suka menangis tanpa alasan?"

"Semua wanita menangis tanpa alasan", hanya itu yang dapat dikatakan oleh ayahnya.

Anak laki-laki kecil itu pun lalu tumbuh menjadi seorang laki-laki dewasa, tetap ingin tahu mengapa wanita menangis.

"Tuhan, mengapa wanita begitu mudah menangis?"

Allah berfirman:

"Ketika Aku menciptakan seorang wanita, ia diharuskan untuk menjadi seorang yang istimewa. Aku membuat bahunya cukup kuat untuk menopang dunia; namun, harus cukup lembut untuk memberikan kenyamanan"

"Aku memberikannya kekuatan dari dalam untuk mampu melahirkan anak dan menerima penolakan yang seringkali datang dari anak-anaknya "

"Aku memberinya kekerasan untuk membuatnya tetap tegar ketika orang-orang lain menyerah, dan mengasuh keluarganya dengan penderitaan dan kelelahan

tanpa mengeluh "

"Aku memberinya kepekaan untuk mencintai anak-anaknya dalam setiap keadaan, bahkan ketika anaknya bersikap sangat menyakiti hatinya "

"Aku memberinya kekuatan untuk mendukung suaminya dalam kegagalannya dan melengkapi dengan tulang rusuk suaminya untuk melindungi hatinya "

"Aku memberinya kebijaksanaan untuk mengetahui bahwa seorang suami yang baik takkan pernah menyakiti isterinya, tetapi kadang menguji kekuatannya dan ketetapan hatinya untuk berada disisi suaminya tanpa ragu"

"Dan akhirnya, Aku memberinya air mata untuk dititiskan.Ini adalah khusus miliknya untuk digunakan bilapun ia perlukan."

"Kau tahu:

Kecantikan seorang wanita bukanlah dari pakaian yang dikenakannya,susuk yang ia tampilkan, atau bagaimana ia menyisir rambutnya."

"Kecantikan seorang wanita harus dilihat dari matanya, kerana itulah pintu hatinya tempat dimana cinta itu ada."

White Vs Black????

What's The Most Gurl Wish For?

that's why I'm happy that i born as a man,hahaha

Eye's Trick

NAMPAK MACAM BERPUTAR TAPI SEBENARNYA TIDAK!!!!

cUBA uSHA SATU bULATAN yANG ANDA LIHAT BERPUTAR...iA KAKU kAN!!!

iTULAH "EYE TRICK"

kLU X NAMPAK/PRASAN PETANDA rABUN...!!!

hahaha . . .

Smart Boy

A beautiful teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class.
She asked,"Boy. What is your problem?"

Boy answered,
"I'm too smart for the first-grade.
My sister is in the third-grade
And I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the 4th Grade!"
Madam had enough.
She took the boy to the Principal's office.
While the boy waited in the outer office,
Madam explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test.
And If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade And Behave.
She agreed.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know.
The principal looks at Madam and tells her,
"I think this Boy can go to the 4th grade."

Madam says to the principal,
"I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him?"
The principal and the boy both agreed.

Madam asks,
"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"?
Boy, after a moment,





* "Legs."*




Madam:
"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.:





* "Pockets." *

Madam:
What starts with a C and ends with a T,
Is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.:


* Coconut ; *

Madam:
What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The Principal's eyes open really wide
And Before he could stop the answer,
The boy was taking charge.
Boy.:




* Bubble-gum. *

Madam:
What does a man do standing up, A woman does sitting down
And A dog does on three legs?
The Principal's eyes open really wide
And
Before, he could stop the answer...
Boy.:



* Shake hands. *

Madam:
A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
Boy.:



* Wedding Ring. *

Madam:
I come in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, You feel good.
Boy.:



* Nose. *

Madam:
I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver..
Boy.:


* Arrow. *

Madam:
What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
That means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.:



* Fire-truck. *

Madam:
What four-letter word that starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
& If you don't get it, You have to use your hand.
Boy.:



* Fork. *

Madam:
What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than on others,
The Pope doesn't use his, And A man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.:




* SURNAME. *

Madam:
What part of the man has no bone But has muscles,
Has lots of veins, Like pumping,
& Is responsible for making love ?
Boy.:



* HEART. *

The principal breathed a sigh of relief
And Said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to grade 5, * *
I got the last ten questions wrong myself!".*

Wayang oh Wayang , ,

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